People ask me whether my book is selling well. And I have no idea what to say. Authors don’t get told anything about sales until April and October each year. That’s when the global data is reconciled by a company called Nielsen, and royalties are paid. Then you find out whether your book is being … More Bestseller Rankings and other Meaningless Things
It’s been a turbulent week. Oliver, my Other Half, always says you have to take the rough with the smooth, or as he puts it, the “ultra-smoove”. Once an Essex boy, always an Essex boy. On the upside, Apple Island Wife, the book, the birth, the long-awaited tome, is designed, blurbed, raising its head above … More Up, up and away to publication day!